Monday, April 26, 2010


a second in the life of tiffany is analogous to a second in the life of an hamster. We both feast on sun flower seeds and we both exercise by spinning around in our cage wheel making beached whale noises. Today I found out among other things that uno means one in Spanish not two as I thought. I also found out from my Dr. Suess that I am allergic to anything with soy in it. Holla! my readers have no idea how convenient this is considering the fact that i live in Japan and everything has soy in it including the people of japan . A few weeks go, i was on a health protein, power bar kick and I found out that that consists of soy concentrate. oopsy poopsy! my sister figure who is also my sister is not allergic to soy, and has a perfect thyroid unlike me. my thyroid is dying because i eat soy because i was raised in Japan. PiNg ChowW