Today was the first day of the march for WAVBKFDD's(woman angainst Vera Bradley Kentucky Fried Ding Dong's). I was planning on attending the march following my afternoon class, but I tripped on my Crocs and twisted my vertibre only to slither down the side walk with my deformed face. Crocs are uggers, and now, so is my face.

I woke up and my eyes were super gigantica so I captures it on candid camera.

Since every stinking Kentucky fried idiot seems to be getting engaged, I decided to have a little engagement ceremony of my own. It was Epicurious. As the tears rolled down my cheek in utter emotional jubilee, I committed my life to taking care of my son Broseph. Broseph is my phone and he is super naughty. Many have asked me how did you come up with the spankin' hott chocolate name and I have answered with utter contempt at their idiocricy that it was naturally the most attractive name I could think of.