For all you sentimentalists out there, I have a parody song lyric for you from the song "I will be right there waiting for you," by Bryan Adams. I think the song title is creepy in as of itself, but i digress. So my new and improved lyrics to the song go,

"whatever you say, whatever you do, I will be right there pooing on you. Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, there is no way I'm talking to you."

Now I know as a fact within my soul bed that my readers are in tears right now, and probably slightly drunk, but that is all, and all is well.

oh and this is beckham with my face as a tattoo. I think it's class and sass in a bottle of water.